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By Hand Solo on July 21, 2014.
The UFC will make headlines as they are set to announce the signing of a new female fighter known only as Beast of Burulia. Little is known about the newest addition to the women's division, not even Dana White knows her real name, let alone her nationality. When asked how B.O.B. would fare against the likes of Rondor and other top tier fighters such as Gina Carano, Dana White had this to say, "You know, she's a monster. A hungry f***ing monster...she's literally eaten babies for breakfast. I don't mean "literally" literally, ya' know...I mean, she's a beast. She could beat Floyd Mayweather"
Beast of Burulia is slated to face the entire women's division on New Years eve where she may in fact eat them all. Many critics are saying that Dana White is only interested in exploiting the brutish ball breaker and putting on a fixed freak show. The UFC brass maintained yesterday during one of his post-fight video scrums by saying "Fuck you! Fuck all of you a** holes for saying we sold out...ya' know. We built this company from the ground up. Literally!" He was obviously upset at the accusations against the UFC, particularly with one reporters insistence that he [Dana White] was injecting horse semen into B.O.B.'s vagina. "that's a f*cking lie. We don't even know if she has a penis, dummy."
Big things are in store for the ladies of the UFC as this latest edition will certainly shake things up. Women's no. 11 ranked fighter Miesha Tate, not one to be left out, stated "If Beast of Burulia is coming to the UFC, she should face me first. If she can get past me then maybe she deserves a crack at the belt. Certainly Gina's gotta face me first. I'll fight them both!"
The signing of B.O.B. comes at a crucial time when the women's division literally needs some stiff competition for its current champ and superstar, Rondor. When asked how she felt about a potential bout against the newcomer, Rondor had this to say "I mean...she's a beast. But I train hard, work hard, and my mom pushes me to be the best. Cause...you know, I am the best. Cyborg wants to fight me she can come down to 135. But I'll fight Beast for sure. But she's gotta come to me, you know." The female version of the Rock can be seen in Sly Stallone's new feature called Expendables 3 coming soon to a theater near you.
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Artistic rendering of B.O.B. courtesy: Mike Ock of MMHey!By Hand Solo on July 21, 2014.
The UFC will make headlines as they are set to announce the signing of a new female fighter known only as Beast of Burulia. Little is known about the newest addition to the women's division, not even Dana White knows her real name, let alone her nationality. When asked how B.O.B. would fare against the likes of Rondor and other top tier fighters such as Gina Carano, Dana White had this to say, "You know, she's a monster. A hungry f***ing monster...she's literally eaten babies for breakfast. I don't mean "literally" literally, ya' know...I mean, she's a beast. She could beat Floyd Mayweather"
Beast of Burulia is slated to face the entire women's division on New Years eve where she may in fact eat them all. Many critics are saying that Dana White is only interested in exploiting the brutish ball breaker and putting on a fixed freak show. The UFC brass maintained yesterday during one of his post-fight video scrums by saying "Fuck you! Fuck all of you a** holes for saying we sold out...ya' know. We built this company from the ground up. Literally!" He was obviously upset at the accusations against the UFC, particularly with one reporters insistence that he [Dana White] was injecting horse semen into B.O.B.'s vagina. "that's a f*cking lie. We don't even know if she has a penis, dummy."
Big things are in store for the ladies of the UFC as this latest edition will certainly shake things up. Women's no. 11 ranked fighter Miesha Tate, not one to be left out, stated "If Beast of Burulia is coming to the UFC, she should face me first. If she can get past me then maybe she deserves a crack at the belt. Certainly Gina's gotta face me first. I'll fight them both!"
The signing of B.O.B. comes at a crucial time when the women's division literally needs some stiff competition for its current champ and superstar, Rondor. When asked how she felt about a potential bout against the newcomer, Rondor had this to say "I mean...she's a beast. But I train hard, work hard, and my mom pushes me to be the best. Cause...you know, I am the best. Cyborg wants to fight me she can come down to 135. But I'll fight Beast for sure. But she's gotta come to me, you know." The female version of the Rock can be seen in Sly Stallone's new feature called Expendables 3 coming soon to a theater near you.
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