What a long strange trip it's been. My Delorean has a City of Philadelphia Parking Authority ticket for $8034!!!! :facepalm:
Hipsters are a largely forgotten and embarrassing to those that actually remember.
There are 427 more subgenres of House than now.
Electronic music gneres are so numerous they have been classified with dewey decimal system extensions so people go around talking about how they went to this awesome 780.786.319.257 club and danced until they puked.
Roland still hasn't made an analog synthesizer.
Sequential Circuits finally started producing very affordable poly analog synths and inherited the market share putting many of their competitors out of business. But after the market became saturated it created an anti-analog backlash and the company went from glut to
starvation in a very short time. In desperation Dave Smith sold Sequential to Yamaha again 40 years to the day after the 1st time.
Yamaha is still making rompler workstations.
mobile devices went out like a bad hair fad once wearables and implantables came along. However studies are showing the possible increase of birth defects for mothers with implantables.
An unknown global industrialist group called Tessier Ashpoole purchases and merges the following companies. Waldorf, Vermona and Roger Linn Design and appoints Dave Rossum the position of senior director of this conglomeration which results in the greatest electronic music instruments ever created including a long lineup of Mega-grooveboxes capable of unimaginable production power and flexibility. Synthesizers, samplers, sequencers, DAWs and drum machines are now all redundent and obsolete in light of these new mega-groovebox machines.
15,690 of the newest electronic music subgenres owe their existance to these machines and the very face of music production is being redefined by them.
T/A is the biggest bully on the block and predicted to remain there until Behringer manages to copy their designs and market them for half the price.
All the modular synth people live on the moon. No surprise there...
Casio acquires Korg and they are now one happy toy making entity whose products spill from shelves in cheap urban camera shops around the world.
Numark files for bankruptsy and sells the akai name to elektron who is desperately trying to compete with T/A and making a respectable niche for themselves in the mega-groovebox arena as Elektron/Akai.
On the brink of WWIII Gerald Casale and Mark Mothersbaugh release a song so enlightening and profound in it's sincere anti-war message the world is brought together as one people and sues the disputing powers for peace and the UN negotiates the disarmament process.
A world holdiay is declared - Devo Day. and on March 23rd for every year after the entire world dances and parties to the songs of Devo.
Except for the modular Mooninites, who instead celebrate by chaining every step sequencer in existance into one long song loosely based on the music of devo songs. Their celebration continues until the last step of the last step sequencer triggers the 1st step of the 1st step sequencer that started it all.
Nobody on earth cares or has the patience to listen to it all. But it's the thought that counts.
So, in the future Electronic Music survives and eventually saves the world! kfhkh
Hipsters are a largely forgotten and embarrassing to those that actually remember.
There are 427 more subgenres of House than now.
Electronic music gneres are so numerous they have been classified with dewey decimal system extensions so people go around talking about how they went to this awesome 780.786.319.257 club and danced until they puked.
Roland still hasn't made an analog synthesizer.
Sequential Circuits finally started producing very affordable poly analog synths and inherited the market share putting many of their competitors out of business. But after the market became saturated it created an anti-analog backlash and the company went from glut to
starvation in a very short time. In desperation Dave Smith sold Sequential to Yamaha again 40 years to the day after the 1st time.
Yamaha is still making rompler workstations.
mobile devices went out like a bad hair fad once wearables and implantables came along. However studies are showing the possible increase of birth defects for mothers with implantables.
An unknown global industrialist group called Tessier Ashpoole purchases and merges the following companies. Waldorf, Vermona and Roger Linn Design and appoints Dave Rossum the position of senior director of this conglomeration which results in the greatest electronic music instruments ever created including a long lineup of Mega-grooveboxes capable of unimaginable production power and flexibility. Synthesizers, samplers, sequencers, DAWs and drum machines are now all redundent and obsolete in light of these new mega-groovebox machines.
15,690 of the newest electronic music subgenres owe their existance to these machines and the very face of music production is being redefined by them.
T/A is the biggest bully on the block and predicted to remain there until Behringer manages to copy their designs and market them for half the price.
All the modular synth people live on the moon. No surprise there...
Casio acquires Korg and they are now one happy toy making entity whose products spill from shelves in cheap urban camera shops around the world.
Numark files for bankruptsy and sells the akai name to elektron who is desperately trying to compete with T/A and making a respectable niche for themselves in the mega-groovebox arena as Elektron/Akai.
On the brink of WWIII Gerald Casale and Mark Mothersbaugh release a song so enlightening and profound in it's sincere anti-war message the world is brought together as one people and sues the disputing powers for peace and the UN negotiates the disarmament process.
A world holdiay is declared - Devo Day. and on March 23rd for every year after the entire world dances and parties to the songs of Devo.
Except for the modular Mooninites, who instead celebrate by chaining every step sequencer in existance into one long song loosely based on the music of devo songs. Their celebration continues until the last step of the last step sequencer triggers the 1st step of the 1st step sequencer that started it all.
Nobody on earth cares or has the patience to listen to it all. But it's the thought that counts.
So, in the future Electronic Music survives and eventually saves the world! kfhkh
I just came from the future (2027) - here's what happens to electronic music!
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